little ewok

I shovel all the filth and foulness in my mind into the musty steaming pile of swear words and sex jokes you see before you
Lol, I’m not #slutshaming or trying to insult anyone. This shirt just makes me laugh. #virginpride #prude #genitalwarts #stds

Lol, I’m not #slutshaming or trying to insult anyone. This shirt just makes me laugh. #virginpride #prude #genitalwarts #stds

I’d like everyone to meet my new little buddy! My niece Thyme Moriah Freeman! #niece #proudauntie #baby #sonogram #ultrasound

I’d like everyone to meet my new little buddy! My niece Thyme Moriah Freeman! #niece #proudauntie #baby #sonogram #ultrasound

Woah… #timetravel #spacetimecontinuum #terminator #timeywimey #direconsequences #future

Woah… #timetravel #spacetimecontinuum #terminator #timeywimey #direconsequences #future

#truth #strangerswithcandy

Helping to start my niece out on the right foot? I think so! #villain #evil #evilqueen #theevilqueen #snowwhite #mouseears #disney #disneyland #baby #babywearing #niece #proudauntie #queen #poisonapple

Helping to start my niece out on the right foot? I think so! #villain #evil #evilqueen #theevilqueen #snowwhite #mouseears #disney #disneyland #baby #babywearing #niece #proudauntie #queen #poisonapple

She held on so hard and didn’t fall asleep til the moment we left Disney property. Now it’s time for after Disney Denny’s!!! @ellhorn

She held on so hard and didn’t fall asleep til the moment we left Disney property. Now it’s time for after Disney Denny’s!!! @ellhorn