little ewok

I shovel all the filth and foulness in my mind into the musty steaming pile of swear words and sex jokes you see before you
I can’t sleep. So I challenged myself to see how many #robots from #Futurama I could think of besides #Bender. The results are in, I could name about half of the complete wiki list. #imanadult

I can’t sleep. So I challenged myself to see how many #robots from #Futurama I could think of besides #Bender. The results are in, I could name about half of the complete wiki list. #imanadult

Now that my sister announced it I want to too! Meet my newest buddy! #niece #nibling #proudauntie #sonogram #ultrasound #baby #unborn #preborn

Now that my sister announced it I want to too! Meet my newest buddy! #niece #nibling #proudauntie #sonogram #ultrasound #baby #unborn #preborn

I went to look in our full length mirror this morning and found this. Has Dorian Gray been here? #mirror #curtain #doriangray

I went to look in our full length mirror this morning and found this. Has Dorian Gray been here? #mirror #curtain #doriangray

The air conditioner sounded like it was wheezing she EJay let it borrow his rescue inhaler. #airconditioner #ac #asthma #inhaler

The air conditioner sounded like it was wheezing she EJay let it borrow his rescue inhaler. #airconditioner #ac #asthma #inhaler

We won’t grow up… Stop trying @stassia_de_veux #yardhouse #drinkyourdinner #mohawk #punk #beer #vodka #fancy #grownup

We won’t grow up… Stop trying @stassia_de_veux #yardhouse #drinkyourdinner #mohawk #punk #beer #vodka #fancy #grownup

Drivin’… @stassia_de_veux

Three years ago when I got John Connor his dog tag #timehop

Three years ago when I got John Connor his dog tag #timehop

Freakin game of thrones! #gameofthrones

#gameofthrones #gun

I can’t see a thing without my glasses! #glasses #contacts #velma #scoobydoo #mohawk #chickswithmohawks