I shovel all the filth and foulness in my mind into the musty steaming pile of swear words and sex jokes you see before youTumblr (3.0; @littleewok)http://littleewok.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21bf5983e2fc95024a43b253e9331691/tumblr_mn8ioffzXB1rpadcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Watching my flat mate’s Bill Nye The Science Guy’s episode</p>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51128704811http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51128704811Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72fabd8ae09020eac8a060d84b99735f/tumblr_mn8cpoFA4F1rpadcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gotta cover all my bases</p>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51120003125http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51120003125Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebae8c0be48a048fcb3bdcb0e7180141/tumblr_mn8cevL9331rpadcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51119483026http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51119483026Wed, 22 May 2013 19:32:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f087dc497a20090f58d8a9f59f83f135/tumblr_mn868uVMOR1rpadcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think we were the zombies last night. #zombiesrun</p>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51108942894http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51108942894Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:42 -0700zombiesrun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00471844a010d426f06b147a20fa807d/tumblr_mn867puhnz1rpadcmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51108891106http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/51108891106Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/169bd8750f23a7f0d02721a866b48562/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/545713e4c08af79412b6f94525a3b6bd/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ced237396a42c6925055bea352beab2/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91bf0ffcd2101eef47aa1da9acbea204/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10fb5850da4f847377fff74a1d2ab541/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95410c19d406bcd8e9fd97247eb45603/tumblr_mn42xzOwgU1qhd14co6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>I did it.</em></p> </blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978787609http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978787609Tue, 21 May 2013 02:07:09 -0700http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978766234http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978766234Tue, 21 May 2013 02:06:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d41590955f4b276e33dfc312e7b0eaee/tumblr_mmuxviXYKz1qbjttio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1be8b26d3671d514cae8973523ac60e5/tumblr_mmuxviXYKz1qbjttio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e71f6f431419f1d9bd1c45befdf1b61f/tumblr_mmuxviXYKz1qbjttio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cde1cfea9266560901ac506ca1055c64/tumblr_mmuxviXYKz1qbjttio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leaveatrail.tumblr.com/post/50518701243/mom-dad">leaveatrail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>‘Mom, Dad.’</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978741660http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978741660Tue, 21 May 2013 02:05:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e626f663e57a9b7574e500993b78dcb9/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08ca99c41fd60eee09cdfe2dfa2edca3/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9a7610f633673c9dabbf5fd2c74399a/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/699da57fdbf35246d74a9c50cc057568/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704cc4ab5ab49f20a8b6208f0e13e7be/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edc3241e034ea8a0605c3597f9474d75/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a46a1c8471ea877403c5d475de5bd7b/tumblr_mj03jgy7o81rnbz03o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thelizcloud.tumblr.com/post/50898176848/polish-man-needs-to-calm-the-fuck-down" class="tumblr_blog">thelizcloud</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>polish man needs to calm the fuck down</p></blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978724206http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978724206Tue, 21 May 2013 02:04:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcefc7ce7e014edbd2ec457d5ab199bc/tumblr_mfv1m4vbox1qdlr3so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978689367http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978689367Tue, 21 May 2013 02:03:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4472da93aaac42aa6716051e4be46a20/tumblr_mn319loOB81s8k1duo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/593c46b1f60532039f59a78bd0bff0aa/tumblr_mn319loOB81s8k1duo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978621527http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978621527Tue, 21 May 2013 02:00:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e324f66e2bf15ceb096932126c3bee9/tumblr_mmt9kbT3gO1qg9j1qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deucalio.tumblr.com/post/50452484076/every-time-i-open-the-freezer-i-fucking-see-this">deucalio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone</p> </blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978575908http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978575908Tue, 21 May 2013 01:59:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a67da1b0477318dbcaa8f595e3576663/tumblr_mn4d550pHP1rtdlh6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nutella-fandom.tumblr.com/post/50941891840/so-this-just-happened-on-my-dash-p">nutella-fandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so this just happened on my dash :P</p> </blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978523194http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978523194Tue, 21 May 2013 01:57:04 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b40d4e0f0f1318a260ec0d910476432a/tumblr_mn4ipz4YXw1reyr9bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/084515271d20d0f11746a1d9727ff5eb/tumblr_mn4ipz4YXw1reyr9bo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b62b6b68a5f0b5e7eeb8b2541a159e8/tumblr_mn4ipz4YXw1reyr9bo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978459123http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978459123Tue, 21 May 2013 01:54:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e04c9016320cc5d664b583504110ed4/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8004b5644bb5644c2c50341ee3500e7d/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/628e76a969c4187b7b699194e738c803/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bcca00f4341c1cbb8e1ee3bfb5cd84c/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3204426eab8c2be06dd51dd2251534a3/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54d639c8c22ba83e7f26a74aa3b1d121/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e637b2657a3d4bcdcd059443a9f672a4/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a96c1885ad79230faea4f47773c4a062/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92014a6be324090c3eb935d0355f3739/tumblr_mn4015Fc2K1qhkkp7o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://anneboleyns.tumblr.com/post/50920799812" class="tumblr_blog">anneboleyns</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>Regina’s story in chronological order</small></em></p></blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978442585http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978442585Tue, 21 May 2013 01:54:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb874eOLAm1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978305232http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978305232Tue, 21 May 2013 01:48:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12a54a76da99b75bc903972fac227e2b/tumblr_mmuo1tFvOH1qins52o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978293850http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978293850Tue, 21 May 2013 01:48:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b5e3c028730e6fcb9ca13de3b8d4f8f/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27dfb0b4858a33e30995e039749796f1/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978277388http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978277388Tue, 21 May 2013 01:47:57 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zeldalise.tumblr.com/post/50909025741/oh-my-god-i-just-realized-something-okay-so-if">zeldalise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god I just realized something okay</p> <p>so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents</p> <p><em>I am actually giving you my two cents in every post</em></p> </blockquote>http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978263495http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978263495Tue, 21 May 2013 01:47:25 -0700"Don’t ask don’t tell"<br /> USA: Reference to sexual orientation in the military.<br /> Canada: Reference to marijuana possession between cops and civilians.<br /> http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978178096http://littleewok.tumblr.com/post/50978178096Tue, 21 May 2013 01:44:09 -0700